Hello Everyone!

Well, I want to tell Jane Blonston and Mary Holm that they weren't the only ones drooling over the two boys from Prospect! But Joanne "Sonny" Churney probably was at her locker drooling over her boyfriend's huge picture.

Gosh, I thought Halloween was over; but it seems that some ghosts are still haunting around. There is Judy Tepper, Bob Dean, and Scott Eisman who scare people by banging on their doors at night. Then Terry Snow, Mary Ann Niemz, and Nancy Conlon saw something white in Sue Glaser's backyard. Poor Ken Mandelky had to go out with a flashlight chasing it.

Hey, I wonder if Phil Martin has seen any two‑car accidents lately. They can be frightening, right, Phil? Meanwhile, Judy "Speed" Hoffmeyer wants to drag Cathy Anderson on the toll road. Con Marquette gets her kicks running over curbs while driving. Speaking of running, I know how Bill Franzen, Bob Zografos, John Stone, Lee LaBadie, and Eddy Lusk get their running practice ‑ chasing girls! Darla Trick and Glenn Pohlman get their kicks by sending mysterious postcards.

I've seen quite a few real "wits" around recently. Nancy Motalo knocked over a chair in the middle of a Pep club speech. Vicki England fell down stairs and got a black eye. Then Betty Zdanowski almost got hit by a bus. Maybe Paul "Get‑around" Grant could protect her. And, Muriel Johnson doesn't seem to think that the seats in the bus are as comfortable as the floor.

It takes all kinds. Craig Muller throws girls' purses in the boys' washroom. Jim Glaser and Joe Pape should be be nice to Debbie Fowler. John Szaltis, have you been hungry for carrots? Also Tom Gigante gets a thrill out of sticking bananas in people's ears!

So Tim McCartney was finally forced to take his gym suit home to be cleaned. Now it will smell sweet like the candy Lunnea Anderson brought for Miss Ruth Nichelson.

Bye now but remember,
The eyes of Morfit are upon you!

Morfit
and the Phynques