Hi Fans!

Morfit and all the Phynques here, hoping you had a great vacation. Did Santa bring you everything you asked for? I got five new "Doggy Dinner" bags and a ruby‑studded collar of blue, white, and gold. That's school spirit!

Just to celebrate the holiday, Doug Newman '66 got his hair cut for the first time in his life. Hey, Ed Borski '66, was the skiing that good? Hope you enjoyed your "extended" vacation! One of the Phynques reports that Nancy Motalo '69 was seen walking home from school carrying her shoes and sliding in the snow in her black knee‑socks. Bet she caught a real good cold the next day! Another of the Phynques reports that Pete Delegrazio '67, while running home, slipped and split his pants! Where'd you find that nice diaper, Pete? I hear a certain Lee LaBadie '68 likes onions and Micrin. Whaaat?

When Harry Chiles' '67 car stopped on the way to school, the gentleman made Alice Mott '69 walk all the way back to Jim Braun's '67 house to call a gas station. Nothing like cold feet! Tsk, tsk, Janice Walker '67 got a sort of dent in her car. They don't make 'em like they used to, do they? And Dee Vrastiak '68 decided that sitting on the floor is much more comfortable than the chairs in the lunch room. Maybe we should have the chairs padded and put guard rails on them, too. Speaking of Dee, (was I speaking of Dee?) she's anxiously waiting for a certain Jim Keller '65 to come home from college at semester break, right?

Now, for the burning questions of the month: Hey, Mike Malloy '66, how's your horsie? And Pris Suda '66, how's the party crashing business? Who's the guy in the burgundy slacks, Jan Rome '68? And how's the 6'4" Maine South junior, Diane Kaminski '68?

Bye for now,
Morfit and the Phynques