Hello Everyone!
Welcome to, or back to, good ole' Maine West and me. I'm Morfit!

You know, summer really messed up some of our students and teachers this year. Diane "Coz' " Cozzi walks into strange English rooms. Paul Halverson and Talbert Fulle got removed from a store for going up a down escalator. And has anyone seen the back of Mr. Leming's car yet? There's a big sticker on the window which reads "J. S. Leming, Superintendent of Schools." Weeell! How 'bout poor Linda Rotzoll who's been singing, "Bill Baby, won't you please come home?" We've all got to go sometime. And, I'm still trying to convince Mr. Boyer that "You Can't Take It with You," which coincidentally happens to be the title of this year's Senior Class Play, to be held October 27, 28, 29.

Thing's aren't too awfully bad, though, if only the upper­ classmen would be careful not to step on the Frosh. Poor Frosh!

They had quite a start here at Maine. I wonder how it felt to arrive at school and see the clocks at 2:30. Yawn! While on the subject of time, don't forget V‑show. It's closing in fast. This year's title is "Who's Afraid of Arlette Dawson?" No, seriously, you should get your acts ready. The theme is People.

How do you like this year's Homecoming theme? Commercials. Well, students are like that! Yeah, they are.

I always knew that Jan Grubert wanted a set of drums, but now I hear that she has her own Tom‑Tom. Corky Higgins has got a "Sauber‑toothed tiger" by the tail. (Hmmmm? Who was it who said that puns are the lowest form of humor?)

Hey, Kids, you should have seen Steve Fowler a week or two ago when he was running the mile. He started off slow but did his pace pick up after he stepped on a snake that was innocently squirming by. Larry Moseley should have gotten a picture of his expression: instead, he used his film on Katie Levan.

It's been said that a certain group of kids in sixth period study have permanent goosebumps from sitting next to those open windows. Somebody ought to close them. An urgent plea goes out to Jay Carley. It seems that he works so hard in study hall that he bothers the others who are trying to sleep.

What's happening to Sharon Kordt? I've seen her eating baby food for lunch! Maybe's she's regressing? Hey, Wayne Kahila, how's Mother?

Gosh, it's time to go, but one last thing. I've heard that Stephani Fowler can hardly wait until "Johnny comes marching home again. Huzzah! Huzzah'"

Be good to animals!
Morfit
And the Phynques