Hi, Kids!

My Phynques and I have had our eyes and ears open, and this is what's been happening.

Buzz Didier, I bet you'll go back to the hospital for shots more often. Was she that cute?

My Phynques tell me Mrs. Margaret McCaw's third period gym class doesn't like being in the boys' B‑wing gym. That's all right; wrestling on the mats will build up those muscles. Dan Harrity seems to be getting stuck up. He knows all the girls are crazy about him, especially Mary Franzen, who never gets sick.

Jan OldfieId, do you fall off chairs much? It's kind of hard typing on the floor. Of course, she is nothing compared to Jan Fields who slides down the street side‑ways in her "Frolics" Wagon. How about it, Jan? Mr. Daniel Farris, what's this about your cute dimples? It seems he has a very good friend in seventh period study hall.

Beth French, it seems you are pretty threatening to Vickie Anderson. Do you serve towels? But I will bet you're not as mischievous as Becky Kesaris. She stood out directing traffic after a basketball game. Oh! What a traffic jam.

Hey, Jim Sorenson, how's Florence, Diane, and Mary? They're Supreme, huh? Well, if you don't think so, ask Bob Erickson.

Kitty Kinser, what's this I hear you're always falling asleep in C‑wing washroom? Poor Geri Marrese has to constantly wake you up from your slumbers.

It seems Bill Pagett and Andy Sanchez have been harmonizing in seventh period study. How about it, boys? Oh, yes, how do you like snow, Scott Hendrickson?

Jackie Means, what's this? You think I have something against you? I'm just a little old pup. I like everyone. Barry McDonough likes talking through the crack in the wall to some mysterious girl in B‑wing washroom around ninth period. Come on, Barry, who is she?

It seems Mr. James Scofield wants to jump rope with a certain girls' gym class. He keeps the class going. Well, Betsy Huxman's arches seem to be falling. Ha! Ha! Dave Williams, I wish you would learn the difference between the gear shift and the turn indicator. That can present problems.

Morfit and The Phynques