Hi ho, Fans!

Well, this week things have been going pretty slow, so my Phynques tell me. The things that are moving again are the pencil sharpeners with returned handles, but one day last week seemed to be a "rice day" for some people at least.

Some of the things my Phynques tell me are quite interesting. For instance, did you know Bill Johnson '68 likes lunch so much he wears red and white straws every day stapled around his finger? Maybe Steve Pintuck and Mat Clark can help straighten him out after they finish their sword fights 6B. I wonder who wins?

Harry Chiles, can't you wait until gym to develop your arm muscles? Dan Beck's books are getting a little worn out. Speaking of Dan Beck, you're supposed to take a girl to the prom. If you're really looking for someone, ask Janice Nelson or Shirley Bortell; they are thinking of advertising.

Flower Drum Song seems to have brought out the best in some people‑right, Linda "tyrant" Pinzke? That's all right; your party made up for it. Phil Whitkay can't even hold on to a little round ball these days; why don't you try your glasses?

English classes seem to be discussing so many interesting subjects. Mr. Todd's class can't seem to decide which is worse smoking or drinking. Why don't you try joining forces with Miss Basenbach's English class? They are trying to decide what they can take to put them in a surrealistic state so they can write poetry. While we are on the subject of literature, I have heard some of the books to be on the new reading list are Life in the Arctic by Raymond Burrrr, Fishes of the Deep by Barry Cuda, and Life of the Mosquito by T. C. Fly.

Nancy Conlon seems to be having trouble sleeping lately especially since she has been having these strange dreams. That seems to be the trouble with Bill Nagel. He said it had to be a dream when he received that beautiful bouquet of dandelions.

Say, Sue Chamberlain, how come you feed Nancy Schupp those dog bisquits? The word comes from biology that someone has been feeding the rabbit goat's milk. I don't know why they keep using that greasy kid's stuff on the hare. Someone has told me that a grapefruit is the most beautiful of all fruits, but Curt Hayward seems to think that it is the juice that catches the eye.