Greetings and Salutations, Little Ones!

Here's your super, illustrious pooch bringing you all sorts of teensy lid‑bits. First off, let's all welcome Betty Ozuna to Maine West.

I hear Char Freeman and Shelley Quinn played "Little Red Riding Hood" in the woods. The question is who was the wolf?

Hey! Shannon Dooley, don't you know that those little red signs mean stop? Has everyone seen the sign in Scott Small's locker? I wonder what it's all about Mmmm, Chris Olander, did you know you had a fan club?

I bet Vicki Andersen, Beth French, Carol Hway, and Kathy Malten wish that they could be on the swim team!

Seems that there are lots of people who have an affection towards pennies, right Bob Armstrong?

Tsk. tsk, tsk . . . shame on Mr. Daniel Farris for cheating at "Old Maid!"

Did you ever read the want ads for laughs? That's what Jim Volberding and Gary Larsen do for kicks!

Lise Pahnke isn't a very good aim with those ice cubes; in fact, her fancy little trees aren't too hot either.

Do you recall getting out of a car and falling flat on your face, Arlene "twinkle toes" Wallace?

I betcha Val Dietz was really startled to find that ring on her finger; right, Val? We wonder who Sandy Shirling's Flower Drum Song stripper outfit is willed to?

By the way, Geoff Sorensen, you're a prefabricator, so 1 hear! Better look that up.

Maybe I should help Randy Hann and Janie Leis shop next time. It seems they ran into a little confusion . . . Maybe next year the seniors will pick a better day for their ditch

And then there was this person whose "friends" put him in the teacher's closet. How he managed to slip out unseen I'll never know.

Be on your guard; maybe next time I'll catch YOU!
Morfit and the Phynques