TO FRIENDS AND CLASSES

I, Linda McColman do hereby will my "squeak" to Bill Johnson because that poor kid has nothing going for him.

I, Marcy Richey do hereby will all our Biology II parties to the incoming juniors.

I, Tom Sagan do hereby will my inherited good looks, personality, and wit to my brother Bob because he was so unfortunately left without them.

I, Laurie Andropolis do hereby will my ski trips to next year's ski club.

I, Jim Liwane do hereby will my Honda to Rick Nichols because he needs one.

I, Jan Rito do hereby will my margin measurer to any new student in Miss Basenbach's class.

I, Susan Turner do hereby will my chair in band, marching shoes, and lyre to Kathy Malten.

I, Larry Coffman do hereby will to all juniors Mr. Freeman's Monday afternoon jokes.

I, Sue Gray do hereby will to all incoming freshman girls all the ants in C‑wing locker room.

I, Charles Wold do hereby will, to anyone who will have it, my band locker which has served as a grocery store.

I, Phil Murdock do hereby will to Bob Banger my buckle shoes.

I, Steve Mullineaux do hereby will my 36 unattended detentions and five unused chemistry books to Linda Callahan in hope that she gets a higher "F" than I did.

I, Roberta Saxe do hereby will 50 pounds of extra blubber to Pat Olson who could use it.

I, Gil Young do hereby will my parking space in tough man's row.

I, Mary Holm do hereby will the Student Council minutes record to Linda Wells.

I, Scott Schlesser do hereby will the great coaches, the inspiring(?) teachers, and a broken tennis racket to Bill Caddy.

I, Kenneth Mach do hereby will to Kurt Felde one pair of elephant ear‑muffs for those cold evenings on the bench.

I, Don Sparling do hereby will to Julius Jacobsen, my great talents as an audio director; to anyone who wants it, my nickname Spuds; and to Scott Ingles all the broken patch cards and mike cards that I didn't have time to fix.

I, Shannon Dooley do hereby will all my horseback riding talent for falling off horses to Robin Van Osdol.

I, Jill Miner do hereby will all my detention study hail slips and tardy slips to all incoming freshmen so they can get in the swing right away.

I, Linda Dourlain do hereby will all my bruises and sore muscles to Miss Van Ness' class next year.

I, Sherry Devers do hereby will my syllabus and sleepless nights to Mr. Drain's law class.

I, Norman Hudson do hereby will my blue, water‑spray bottle to next year's trombone section so their instruments will be perpetually lubricated.

I, Dave Bixby do hereby will a book of senior pranks to Greg Essig.

I, Donna Ladendorf do hereby will my enthusiastic, energetic, action‑packed committee to next year's Student Council Service Committee chairman.

I, Corky Higgins do hereby will to Bill Schultz all my understanding so that he can figure me out.

I, Nancy Mrazek do hereby will a 1,000 page volume of notes to any junior taking U.S. history with Mr Barnes.

I, Dave Wallman do hereby will a manual on girls' behavior, which is an endless account.

I, Dave Flaskamp do hereby will the soggy track to next year's track teams on rainy days.

I, Mary Pawlowski do hereby will my Friday nights at the cemetery to Susan Plate.

I, Jan Grubert do hereby will my diamond‑studded, gold‑plated shoes to anyone with nerve.

I, Christine Borzoni do hereby will to the poor underclassmen my love for all areas of study A220, A201, and C201.

I, Ray Kuntz do hereby will my chlorine‑knotted swimming goggles to Tim Hinde.

I, James Petersen do hereby will my three term papers to next year's seniors.

I, Ellen Dick do hereby will ray class arguments to any brave (stupid) soul.

I, Bob Mueller do hereby will my Fender guitar picks to Eric Turner.

I, Mark Bonnivier do hereby will the Maine West swimming pool to Dan Brinkman.

I, Mike Mencinger do hereby will my screeches to Diana Hayes so she can screech next year in Mr. May's study hall.

I, Karen Felix do hereby will all of my old tow tickets from Alpine Valley to Karen Hauck.

I, Douglas Bergman do hereby will my unique ability to listen to Peg Heller.

I, Russ Lino do hereby will my Ft. Lauderdale hotel room to Jerry Swanson and Cary Gray so they can have a place to sleep next Easter.

I, Eddie Lusk do hereby will my Southern charm to Lee LaBadie.

I, Larry Scully do hereby will to Joan Beyer all Miss Basenbach's theme corrections.

I, Steve Thomas do hereby will my basketball playing height to Marilyn Lussky.

I, Linda Virostko do hereby will my red marking pen and my editor's drawer to the next editor-in-chief of the Legend.

I, John Kalb do hereby will all the luck I haven't had with girls to any underclassman who is dumb enough to want it.

I, Andrew Sanchez do hereby will my toe to the Maine West football squad of 1967‑68

I, Linda Pinzke do hereby will my long hair to Pam Kariotis.

I, Cindy Hanson do hereby will all my hospitalization plans to any upcoming senior leader.

I, Tony Morano do hereby will my habit of arriving at school at 8:09.

I, Susan Ziehn do hereby will my nose to Jaime Webster in hopes that he will grow into it.

I, Tom Brennan do hereby will Mike Corey's and Wally Dahl's parties on Friday nights to Tom Batdorf and Mike Garcia.

I, Sheila Quinn do hereby will all the adventures and silly times senior year has brought to my baby sister Diana.

I, Cheryl Bard do hereby will a severe acting bug to my sophomore sister Laurie who is constantly acting.

I, Pete Dellegrazio do hereby will my brand new, never‑been‑used Senior Leader gym suit to Tony Tosterud.

I, Cheryl Bullerman do hereby will my mini-skirt to any junior who wants to wear it and find out what B-202 is like.

I, Diane Cozzi do hereby will my elevator shoes to Ted Fess so that he can stand out among a crowd.

I, Curtis Hayward do hereby will to all the kids in Concert Orchestra the candy, gum wrappers, banana peelings, etc. in the bottom of my string bass.

I, Doug Chase do hereby will my old, dented, and unvarnished gavel to Bill Zografos so he can be bothered by people saying, "What's the hammer for?"

I, Christine Doell do hereby will all my sleepless nights and all my editorials from Mr. Freeman's government class to the seniors of next year. Good luck.

I, Richard Jemison do hereby will to the future electronics students the remains of unit No. 2 in D‑110.

I, Jean Karnatz do hereby will to the junior girls all the clumps of mud on the golf course.

I, Stacie Kurtz do hereby will to my freshman sister a four year pass to the girls' washroom.

I, Tom Kehe do hereby will my second‑base position to a person who has got a rake to get all the boulders out of there.

I, Barb Zdanowski do hereby will to the P.E. Department my holey gym suit with my last name spelled wrong.

I, Chris Gutowski do hereby will all the dirt and birthday balloons in my locker to the person who gets my locker next.

I, Tom Christiansen do hereby will my super, great ability to throw the discus to Monty Abbott.

I, Alice Adams do hereby will to Joy Carley my lovely pink gym shoes. (If I ever get them back!)

I, Celeste Wilczek do hereby will to a future geology student the pleasure of classifying Mr. Jobst's rock collection.

I, Candy Crowe do hereby will all of my long underwear to Karen Johnson so that she can watch track and cross country meets in comfort.

I, Phyllis Ebert do hereby will my chemistry waste jar to any student wishing to dispose of candy wrappers.

I, Char Freeman do hereby will the 300‑pound tape recorder to the next Pom‑Pon captain and the left‑footed boys' dance chorus to the next choreographer of V‑Show.

I, Pat Zawodnk do hereby will one slightly used Maine West booster button, one little used "Shoot for State" Warriors button, and one rather disheveled pom‑pon to any school‑spirited freshman.

I, Mary Beth Moll do hereby will a ream of paper and my writers cramp to anyone who plans on taking English AP.

I, Lynn Nielsen do hereby will to next year's Girls' Club president the gavel I never had this year.

I, Ron Helfers do hereby will the paddleball sets and the world championship to the next homeroom in C203.

I, Roy Svenson do hereby will the great coaching ability of Coach Kiddie and the rusty old shot puts to John Szaltis.

I, James Chalupnik do hereby will my brother Bruce my honorary spot on the absentee list.

I, Terri Clem do hereby will my orange tu‑tu to Mike Mahoney.

I, Nancy Meyer do hereby will my sophomore gym class the pure joy I find in being their Senior Leader. (Ha, ha, ha.)

I, Dolores Webster do hereby will the use of Jim Braun's chemistry problems to some poor chemistry student.

TO TEACHERS

I, Paul Halverson do hereby will my wit to Mr. Todd to help him through his future English classes.

I, Larry Harrison do hereby will my long blond hair to Mr. Carstens because his high forehead shows too much.

I, Christine Kelly do hereby will my beautiful gym suit to Mrs. Arbetman for anyone she wants to give it to.

I, Chris Sperling do hereby will to Miss Gore all my "A" home planning projects which will show any underclassmen the way not to do them.

I, Spencer Catlow do hereby will to Mr. Goerne a brand new freshman homeroom as good as this year's.

I, Mike George do hereby will some hair to Mr. Cochrane.

I, Jim Greulich do hereby will to Mr. Cochrane the names of the other pencil‑sharpener‑handle thieves so they may enjoy a five‑day vacation too.

I, Marianne Niemz do hereby will to Mr. Smith my sombreo.

I, Jo Ellen Luebke do hereby will to Mr. Freeman three dozen sweet rolls so he will have enough to last the summer.

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