Hey there, people!
Now that Homecoming week is over we are all beginning to recover from the after effects . . . Don't you hate the morning after the night before, Lynn Rossi?
I've heard that Bill Robertson and Bob Banger get their kicks out of ambushing unsuspecting sophomore girls . . . with pillows. But don't worry, Tom Mattox fell asleep on one while he was talking to Kathie Wolf over the phone. Is her voice that soothing?
Kathy Kelly, next time remember to fill up the gas tank. You're lucky you ran out in the middle of town. Mary Holm, are you sure you know the difference between park and reverse? The expressway is a bad place to decide. Katie Levan, what's this about a dirty old man and a $20 fine for speeding? Have you gotten stuck in any fire trucks lately, Mark (fireman) Nichols? That mysterious bike hidden in B‑wing gym belongs to Mr. Roy Kearns.
Hey, Jan Zabinski, what was your name doing on the girls' Student Council ballot? I'll bet Judy Parks will be more careful in lunch after she threw her retainer away and had to search through the garbage for it. Maybe she could help Kathy Geertz look for her contacts. The sophomore girls have a habit of pushing their tables together in 5A lunch.
Ted Loska has been named official tornado holder of 1966! How's your arm Ted? Barb (graceful) Goodey, walk much? Lise Pahnke's flying swan was beautiful, but the landing was a little rough. Thud! It pays not to lean on chairs in Council. Right, Doug Chase? The floor's not a very good place for our president. Of course, down there you're about the height of Jim "Shortie" Webster.
They're taking up a collection for Carolyn Hummel. It seems that she wore the same skirt two days in a row. That's all right, Carolyn, Barry Burgess wears his navy blue sweater every day.
Three cheers for Kathy Leer. So far she's lost everything except her life. Who's that terrifying freshman girl, Jeff (trembling) Smith? Maybe Betsy Huxmann could help us. Please tell us what those frantic hand signals mean, Linda Kautz. Perhaps Donna Mariner could help you.
Pam Kariotis, have no fear about your headband and feather falling off next Friday. Steffi Fowler has got plenty of hair spray you could borrow unless it gets thrown out of the window again. Linda Pinzke and Jill Schlanbusch, you weren't supposed to wear your Pom‑Pon uniforms to the away games.
As a final reminder‑the eyes of Morfit are sometimes closed.
It's those PHYNQUES you've got to watch.