Hi Ho, Little Ones!
The question for today is why was Cindy Schmies wearing her coat in the cafeteria?
John Szaltis, why can't you keep your hands out of Kevin Postema's hair? Maybe Tab Fulle will show you how to give pumpkin pie shampoos, right Dave Klamer? Speaking of hair, I see Bob Semkiw got a "crew cut" . .
Shame on senior leader Doug Bergman for cheating in sports with the frosh boys. Senior Leaders should know better! Junior leader Kathy Malten even managed to flunk film‑strip . . . oh, brother!
Ah hah! Who's the tall boy with long, brown hair you've been seen with, Gail Greenwald? I hear your bacon imitation is pretty nifty. Lee Rodin claims that he sings like Robert Goulet, but Ken Mandelky does a better job of it.
Sukru Gurel, did you know that Arlette (dictator) Dawson thinks you're like a teddy bear? mmmmm ‑
The Pom‑Pon Squad is getting very good at speed routines, right, girls? Char (hair‑in‑the‑face) Freeman should have had three more girls to push that car out of the way. Nancy Brewer's car doesn't seem to be able to make it to school; what's wrong?
I wish Vicki Anderson wouldn't speak in Hawaiian anymore because I only understand French. Bruce Kaechele is a real wizard in the French department, right, Bruce?
Did you know that Mike Mencinger buys his shirts on page 437 of the Sears catalog and that Mary Lou Solare has nylons that regenerate their runs? Mr. Leming should be nominated for the "groovy teacher" award for his nifty mod clothes; how about it?
Hey! Pete Dellegrazio, tell me a story. I hear that they're a "riot." Laurie Andropolis should know.
I know that the plastic aprons in chemistry aren't very becoming; but you don't have to burn them, Linda Dolphin. Incidently, Ray Kincaid, next time let poor Penny Feltz sit on that chair instead of on the floor. Seeing as Randy Ryden has trouble keeping his pants up, why doesn't he put a lock on the belt loops. It works for Don Kruse.
My thought for the day: "People will believe everything you tell them if you whisper it."
Take care! Morfit is everywhere.
Morfit