VOL. VIII, NO. 4
NOVEMBER 18, 1966

Wandering Warrior

What would you do if someone told you to turn into peanut butter? Some students answered like this:

Shirley Crawford '68 ‑ "I'd tell him to turn into jelly."

Jackie Means '67 ‑ "You're crazy!"

Chris Gutowski '67 ‑ "Chunky or smooth?"

Hal Gleason '68 ‑ "I'd do it!"

Lana Stover '67 ‑ "I'd be embarrassed!"

Kris Goebel '68 ‑ "What peanut butter!"

Sue Chamberlin '70 ‑ "Who do you think you are, Barney Pip?"

Tom Helms '68 ‑ "Go ask my counselor for advice."

Jan Spear '69 ‑ "Would you believe jelly?"

Joan Smirga '69 - "I already am peanut butter."           

Nancy Hower '69 ‑ "Why?"

Bill Caddy '68 ‑ "I'd put orange jelly on me."

Luanne Rohrbach '69 ‑ "Are you kidding me?"

Cindy Mason '68 ‑ "If I were peanut brittle, I would."

Barb Hanson '68 ‑ "I'd ask what brand."

Connie Grimes '69 ‑ "Are you trying to butter me up?"

Donna Lindfors '68 ‑ "I don't like peanut butter."

Carol Grabek '68 ‑ "Huh?"

Diane Henrikson '70 ‑ "Who, me?"

Nancy Atkinson '69 ‑ "I don't know!"

Laurie Bard '69 ‑ "Who would turn me into it?"

Lauri Schuler '69 ‑ "I'd feel nutty.,'

Jon Heishman '68 ‑ "Right here?"

Kris Deitloff '69 ‑ "I don't wanna."

Donna Defranco '69 ‑ "I'd stick to the top of their mouth."

Lynn Boufford '68 ‑ "You want me to what?"

Barb Keller '68 ‑ "Are you out of your tree?"

Linda Bergera '68 ‑ "I'd say he was nuts!"

Maria Lopez '68 ‑ "Good grief! Why me?"

Marie Cribben '68 ‑ "I wouldn't say anything. I'd look at him kind of strangely."