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What makes those junior boys think they are authorities on legs? Where have they ever seen flamingos before?

I see the wrestlers are starting to get baggy pants, right, boys? Betcha Sheila Quinn is the only girl who has an "Olympics" shirt!

What were all those boys walking around with "beanies" for? Ken (frosh) Werner keeps dropping all of his books. Monty (little teapot) Abbot, what happens when you get all steamed up? Why wouldn't the "beanie boys" do anything for Chris Olander?

Has everyone seen the baby picture in Joe Elliot's locker? Who is it, Joe? Ah, hah! Linda Johnson, why do you help Mike Giesel carry the garbage cans?

Poor Sue Grzenia, I guess she's so short she trips over worms.

The Pom‑Pon Squad may be good at speed, but they "skip" routines better. Bravo for the performance of Cyrano de Bergerac in upstairs B‑wing given by Dan Beck and John Houston.

Can't Jan Fields do anything better for me than fall out her bedroom window? A salute goes to Barb Gray for locking her keys in her car.

If anyone had a boring weekend, he should meet with Katie Levan. Kate's are really wild! Linda Dolphin, Diana Quinn, Patti Falconer, Randee Jackson, Terry Newport, and Kathy Kelly play Indians over the weekends.

Gary Moranz should learn to close the door when told. Huzzah for Tom (graceful) Pyron who fell flat on his face in the lunchroom. John (teddy bear) Solberg, the senior girls in 6B lunch will be happy to give you driving lessons any time you want them.

Mr. Eugene Zuccarini, run into any pipes lately? Also it has been reported that Mr. Victor Camsky's homeroom says the pledge in rounds.

Kurt Felde, where did you get those beautiful chapped ears? Carl Dudcheck, why do you keep chasing that poor girl? Why don't you listen to WCFL on Karl Kohl's radio? I hear you're gaining weight, Chris Bakazan. Hey, Ken Mandelky, I like your Tarzan yell!

Better watch out, Santa and Morfit are coming to town.
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