Greetings and salutations!

Well, Christmas vacation is almost upon us and with it comes those famous parties. But, please remember your table manners. Laughing with your mouth full of food can be dangerous. Right, Fran Lukasek?

On the subject of parties, Steve Waecker celebrated his birthday with a party in 6B lunch. The party was complete with paper hats supplied by Tom Outlaw and happy birthday written in Polish on the plates. What happened to all of Mike Bishof's furniture?

It's been revealed that Pam Kariotis forgot something. She wore her pajama bottoms to school. Don't feel too bad, Pam; Lise Pahnke wore her turquoise Dr. Denton's to gym. Alice Mott walks to school with rollers in her hair. Right, Eddie Lusk ?

Has anybody seen Lee Evans brushing her teeth in the washroom? I guess she's on a campaign against germs. Maybe that's why Dave Bixby and Rich Bleharski got sprayed with disinfectant in the cafeteria. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," but Nancy Novotny would rather eat oranges in Mr. Eugene Zuccarini's eighth period class. Besides, she wouldn't want to hurt Joe (Applehead) Richardson's feelings.

Barry (Herc) McDonough has a complete Hercules outfit. Maybe he could loan it to Bill Steger. It seems that Art Munzer locked all of Bill's clothes in his basketball locker and went home. Jeff Smith, how do you like sharing lockers with a girl?

Guess who's been writing an autobiography for the past year and a half? It's that interesting guy, Scott Ferraiolo. Don't forget to include Morfit in your book, Scott.

Jimmy Janssens has a new MG. One question, Jim: Is that a car or a girl? Bill Hulke gets his jollies riding on car hoods.

Sad news, fans. Bill Caddy has lost his special, blue hat. It's almost become a part of him. Barb Smith popped her buttons in the library. Mighty breezy, Barb!

Phil Murdock, have you seen Santa Claus lately? Don't you think asking for the State championship is a little too much?

I hear that Bernard Andress has trouble skiing over bumps. The real trouble comes when Tim Harrity goes to weddings. At least he doesn't play "cool guy of the study hall" like Dan Harrity does.

I bet Cary Gray felt stupid when he found out that two sophomore homerooms nominated him for Christmas Court.

Too bad, Gerry Kaminski, you'll probably never get your name in Morfit

Be careful fellow students; Morfit will be stalking his prey next year, too. Don't be surprised if he catches you.

See ya next year!
Morfit and the Phynques