Greetings!

My phynques and I have been very busy lately; and my, my what we've seen

Did you see a boy going down C‑wing to the auditorium wearing Dr. Denton's? It was Jim Allegretti getting ready for speech class. Ah, hah, maybe the radio and TV class caught him in action with their television camera!

I've noticed that Andy Sanchez is a pretty good dancer in his sweat pants.

Kitty Kinser requested that her name be used in Morfit so here it is ‑ Kitty Kinser.

My phynques and I feel bad because we weren't the lucky ones to get any little notes from Phil Murdock. We were really counting on it.

Al Fritz seems to have had a couple of problems lately. And I will never figure out how you managed to lose your car, Sue Jackson.

According to Ruth Christian the senior girls in 4A lunch have a new theme song, "Hello, Hello." Maybe Laurie Andropolis knows where that came from.

Why can't Steve Lilja get the V‑Show tapes finished? We've heard he's slow. There are only two weeks left, Steve!

Tim Harrity, I hear you're getting to be known as lizard face: right, Jackie Flieman? Maybe you should find out what Jeff Smith uses; he has such soft skin.

Linda King spends $1 for lunch every day. I hear she's going going out for wrestling and track. Watch it, fellas! For physical fitness Ed Gibis skips lunch on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

One of my phynques noticed that Debbie Lee fell when she leaped upon that shopping cart. Serves her right, silly girl. I've noticed that Jan "Harem" Fields is playing hard to get.

Mr. Gaston Freeman's eighth period democracy class is packed with 38 kids. I always get my footsies stepped on when I'm in there. I hear Mr. Freeman would like to have his walk shoveled, right John Balma?

Have you people noticed darling Terry Carberry in the foods class? I spotted Jim Kulik running after a little Milk Dud. Did he catch it? When will Dave Krowka ever get his license? If you see a trail of glitter going down the hall, follow it; and you'll find Dennis "Sack" Jakacki.

Watch it, those phynques are still around!
Morfit and the Phynques