VOL. IX, NO. 14
MAY 17, 1968

Sports Slants
BY DAVE LASHWAY

As the school year draws to a close, the seniors get to thinking about how soon they'll be thinking about all the things they haven't had time to think about the past four years, namely: the past four years.

Remember the cage. How many times did you find your lock screwed up every which way except the right way? Remember the "get-it-hotter" shower fights: the wet towels which would
never hit you until you were fully dressed; the clown with the damp towel who rivaled Linus himself and used you as a practice target.

Remember the weight-lifting room, where your ego and your back could never get together; the coach's locker room that was "unfit for human habitation"; the sports event in which you were doing so great but got disqualified for something or other.