VOL. IX, NO. 15
JUNE 3, 1968
Well, it's that time of the year when we must say "farewell" to our dear, departing seniors and wish them luck for the future. In order to give you a preview of the futures of these graduates, Morfit will predict their occupations.

Our crystal ball clearly shows that Larry Nelson will be a compact car salesman. We also see Drew Johannson as a TV model for a health spa. Steve Cornelius will be working downtown as the lead belly dancer for a nightclub.

Still running around, Lee LaBadie will make his fortune as the official PF Flyers tester. Ted Fess will also enter the shoe business as a child model for Buster Brown shoes.

Norm Markworth will be making use of his natural talents as the head distributor for "creepy crawlers." It's only fair to mention Lee Rodin under the same breath; Lee will be the student of that great text, Milton Berle's Tips on Acting.

Nancy Bouda will enter the competitive world and will probably be a winner of the Indianapolis 500. Also entering an athletic career will be Linda Larsen. Linda will be a famous horseback rider with Pete Whitson still following closely behind.

Dan Christensen will most definitely make his fortune as the poster boy for MacClean's toothpaste. One of Dan's acquaintances, Andy Collias, has a natural inclination for becoming a truant officer.

Spreading joy to the little children will be Stephanie Muller who will demonstrate pogo-sticks in a leading department store. Marcia Moulton will be helping Steph out by telling her what to do with the pogo-stick.

Pam Osburn will make use of her natural singing talent as the lead singer in the popular new group, "Ozzie Slambush and the Shlockettes." Also in "show biz" will be Bruce Kaechele; Bruce will receive an Oscar for one of his great performances after basketball games.

Mike Wisniewski will be in a field where someone will finally appreciate his sense of humor; Mike will be a mortician. Ellen Sangster will make a career out of being head commissioner for Riot Control.

Marilyn Hajost will enter the field of blue collar workers as a totem pole painter. Her fellow classmate, Bob Connelly, will be working in Hollywood; Bob will be the doorman at the Brown Derby.

Jane Engle's future seems to be pretty solid in a career as a rockette at Radio City Music Hall. Right across the street from Radio City Music Hall will be Donna Marinier's kissing booth.

Dave Larsen is destined to own 1,000 acres of Illinois land downtown Chicago. Linda Andrews will be the "Debby Drake of Channel 26." But in more demand than Linda will be Frank Grange, a covered wagon salesman.

Jim Weiser will find a career in replacing burned out light bulbs. Don Maruska, with slide rule in hand, will be helping Jim by telling him which way to put in the bulb.