VOL. IX, NO. 15
JUNE 3, 1968

Seniors Will Prized Possessions
TO INCOMING FRESHMEN

I, Lana Thomas, do hereby will to any incoming freshman my talent for managing to miss at least one day a week.

I, Chuck Kulig, do hereby will all my brains, wit, charm, and senior leadership to my freshman gym class.

I, Diane Kaminski, do hereby will all my time and energy to the improvement of school spirit.

I, Denise McDonald, do hereby will the new Freshman Class the "big closet" (my homeroom, R209).

I, Maureen McGlaughlin, do hereby will to the incoming Freshman Class my locker partner.

I, Christopher Eckl, do hereby will to all incoming freshmen one jar of Mr. Bencriscutto's favorite mustache wax.

I, Valerie Deitz, do hereby will my locker-lock, stock, and barrel - to some unsuspecting freshman.

I, Roz Mohoney, do hereby will all my greasy skirts from my auto shop homeroom to all the lucky D-wing freshmen.

I, Linda Dancaster, do hereby will to some lucky freshman my homeroom in D-wing.

I, Diane Pruemer, do hereby will one freckle to every incoming freshman.

I, Judy Carison, do hereby will my "Pebbles" to my incoming freshman sister, Sue.


TO JUNIORS

I, James Bolm, do hereby will to all juniors the PAR program.

I, Chip Hans, do hereby will to the juniors Mr. Kelber's ninth period democracy class.

I, Wendy Wallace, do hereby will my term paper talents to all future seniors.

I, Ron Hartley, do hereby will everything that was left to me as a junior to all incoming seniors.

I, Rich Hagedorn, do hereby will "ditch day" to all the juniors.

I, Cecelia Seller, do hereby will to all the juniors the great homeroom assemblies with the hope that they can sleep through them as successfully as I did.


TO MAINE WEST

I, Lindsey Clark, do hereby will to my school the shadow of my smile.

I, John Towey, do hereby will to the school parking lot my STP car sticker.

I, Patricia Gross, do hereby will to my school, my teachers, and my friends an understanding between them.

I, Jerry Rowe, do hereby will to Maine West my Hawaiian shirt.


TO STUDENTS

I, Bob Sagan, do hereby will my football and wrestling uniforms to my sister Kathy.

I, Pam Osburn, hereby will all the headaches, problems, and fun of running the Concert Choir to Donna DeFranco.

I, Donna Lindfors, do hereby will my extensive knowledge of accounting and my funny little stories to Judy Shaw and Gwen Junge.

I, Jeff Cline, do hereby will Peabody's Tomb to Rick Lucente and Tom Barrett.

I, Linda Peterson, do hereby will all my absence of common sense to Katy Mandell.

I, Chuck Chamberlain, do hereby will any football windsprints which I might have missed to John Salerno.

I, Bill Deuser, do hereby will all my ridiculousness to Jan Behnke.

I, Dave Grutzius, do hereby will all the faults in my golf game to Bob Edwards.

I, Bruce Kaechele, do hereby will all my sets of contact lenses which are guaranteed to fall out at all basketball games to Bill Markworth.

I, Vicki Anderson, do hereby will a necessary code of sign language to Carolyn Hummel.

I, Donna Marinier, do hereby will all my split ends to Jo Hynes.

I, Marge Riddle, do hereby will all my gullibility to Karen Hauck.

I, Jackie Silk, do hereby will "Betsy II" to Corliss Belzer so she can always make it to school on time like I did.

I, Nancy Anderson, do hereby will my goofey laughs at lunch to Mary Gardner.

I, Marcia Moulton, do hereby will all the numbers from one to 10 to Joan Smirga so that no one will ever count to 10 again.

I, Kathy Altergott, do hereby will my hogans to Diane Warrington.

I, Bob Collins, do hereby will my educational library of paperback books supplied by Mrs. Muckle to Nick Solare.

I, Kathy Terry, do hereby will the school to my brother Kevin.

I, Larry Kahler, do hereby will my Charlie Greene sun glasses to Jim Nalker for next year's track season.

I, Dan Brinkman, do hereby will the pool I inherited from Marc Bonnivier to Terry Stoner.

I, Lee LaBadie, do hereby will my track shorts to Gary Wolf.

I, Pat Jaeschke, do hereby will my effervescent sneer to my sister Cheryl to enhance her ineffective countenance.

I, Carol Carstens, do hereby will my cheering section of the varsity spectator baseball bleachers to Linda Wesolowski and Jody Kinder.

I, Gary Smith, do hereby will my right track shoe to Tom Klages.

I, Carolyn Shayman, do hereby will all my roses to John Benner.

I, Chris Peterson, do hereby will my slightly used nose plugs to Jan Konz.

I, Kurt Felde, do hereby will my baseball bat with a hole in it to Gary Curtin.

I, Bill Johnson, do hereby will all my daytime stop signs to Fran Sommerville.

I, Mike Garcia, do hereby will my draft card to Dennis Smith.

I, Bill Robertson, do hereby will the best of luck in participating in athletics and student government at the same time to Jim Kulik and Dave Zulawski.

I, Dan Christensen, do hereby will the fastest walk in the school to Bill Markworth.

I, Bill Caddy, do hereby will to Betsy Huxmann all my patience which I had after she lost the second M-Club pin.

I, Steve Cornelius, do hereby will my acting ability to Conrad Bar.


TO TEACHERS

I, Curt Lanham, do hereby will to Coach Brown the plastic golf ball that I took from his class.

I, Bill Frost, do hereby will to Miss Basenbach 10 easy ways to be lenient with her students.

I, Pamela Hill, do hereby will to Mr. Meitzner all the cashews he can eat.

I, Sue Lau, do hereby will to Mrs. Rowlee all my used steno notebooks so she will have something to read next year.

I, John Moore, do hereby will to Miss Basenbach all my uncorrected themes.

I, Dennis Jakacki, do hereby will my hair to Mr. Grobe, our dearly loved homeroom teacher.

I, Don Maruska, do hereby will to Mr. Ladd one year's supply of unbreakable chalk and all my hall passes from Chemistry II.

I, Sue Calabrese, do hereby will my most prized album, "Tiny Tim," to Mrs. DeGetter whenever she wants to have a good laugh.

I, Peggy Gradl, do hereby will my "Peanuts" coloring books to Mr. Todd.

I, Penny Feltz, do hereby will to Miss Streng all those crumby German verbs.

I, Dave Krowka, do hereby will to Mr. Goerne all the new blackboard erasers so he can have a whole year to beat the heck out of them.

I, Robert Wasmund, do hereby will to Mr. Blanas another me.

I, Heather Mueller, do hereby will my "garbage mouth" to Mr. Mietzner.

I, Linda Houck, do hereby will to my great homeroom teacher, Mr. Kiddle, my attendance record.

I, Marilyn Krueger, do hereby will all my mini dresses to Miss Storey.

I, Jim Gaul, do hereby will all my flat tires and better luck to Mr. McElwain.


TO EVERYBODY

I, Larry Harper, do hereby will the fabulous Peugot to anybody who wants it.

I, Jane Engle, do hereby will a complete collection of all the albums made by Joan Baez and Bob Dylan to anyone with a lot of time on their hands.

I, Kurt Christensen, do hereby will my wrestling shoes to any cross country runner who has enough guts to put them on.

I, Diana Quinn, do hereby will all my frustrated hours in math to anyone who is having trouble.

I, Craig Madoch, do hereby will my empty can of Ban deodorant to all the athletic boys down in the hole.

I, Jan Rome, do hereby will my 150 pages of notes to anyone fortunate enough to take modern history.

I, Sue Ripley, do hereby will a year's supply of gum to anyone who can chew gum in Mrs. Lawyer's gym class and get away with it.

I, Randee Jackson, do hereby will to anyone fortunate enough to take English IVE with Miss Basenbach my courage, patience, and sense of humor.

I, Gail Branda, do hereby will to anyone who wants it the petrified fruit that is always being found in my band locker.

I, David Larson, do hereby will Excedrin headache No. 145 to the male lead in next year's musical.

I, Lydia Orloff, do hereby will coat 64 and skirt 46 of my orchestra uniform to some new violinist.