VOL. IX, NO. 4
NOVEMBER 17, 1967
Cheers and greetings group! Christmas is only 38 days away. I hear Jeff Rizzo has a new haircut called "the Mohawk." Please don't come near me with a pair of scissors! Speaking of hair, Nancy Davis wears pink and green locks. How 'bout some blue, gold, and white?

Wild clothes are really in this year. Steve Waeker, where do you find those pants? Jody Kinder has a good idea for all you girls with baggy nylons-lace garters-at the knee? If any questions arise concerning men's fashions, I'm sure that Kathy Ewert will be glad to help out. Katie Mandell walks around with popcicle sticks stuck to her skirt. Are you starting your own private collection?

Toni Dorskin can't remember how to wear a bathing suit. Maybe she should label hers "front" and "back." Linda Wesolowski couldn't wait for a swim. She didn't bother wearing a bathing suit; she "jumped" in with all her clothes on.

Maybe Beth French and Chris Olander should have done their Aquiana act to "Me and My Shadow."

Did you know that for the second year in a row Bill Erickson is being transferred to adapted gym just before his class started swimming? Do you have something against the pool, Bill?

Does Randee Jackson really soak her feet in a toilet bowl? Not only is Al Long trying to rung in cross country but he's also trying to run from Miss Ruth Basenbach's projector. That's o.k. Al, trying never to hurt anyone. I hear that Mr. Harold Todd had a little trouble rewinding a film for his first period English class. Have you heard Mr. Kenneth Lindquist's poetry or his splendid rendition of "Lemon Tree?"

I know Mr. Pete Anderson is a great swimming coach, but did he have to teach his first period class to "swim" the mile on the outdoor track?

Miss Joanne Barnes seems to have a limited vocabulary. According to her sixth period class, the word she really knows is "showers."

Hey, Debbie "guru" Cristone, have any pearls of wisdom for us?

FLASH! If crunching is heard throughout the halls, do not panic; I repeat, do not panic. It's only a certain English teacher chomping on her donations of hard candy from her students.

I've been told that Sandi Rothe likes to start petitions against poor frosh. What is school spirit coming to? We even have steno hooks titled "Maine East."

And finally, what certain senior boy whose initials are R.T. enjoys reading Mother Goose? He not only read "Little Boy Blue" for his speech class but topped it off with "Little Bo Peep."