NOVEMBER 17, 1967
Wandering Warrior
Gary Blum '71 - In a tulip.
Joyce Prentice '70 - I wouldn't have to. I don't use Ban!
Bill Earhart '69 - Not in Hungary, that's for sure!
Linda Wells '68 - In the straw, get it? Turkey in the Straw?
Rick Didier '69 - If I were a turkey, are you putting me on?
Rick Kehe '71 - Under Santa Claus's beard.
Mindy Gass '68 - In the dressing room. (ha! ha!)
Carol Jaeske '71 - Under my feathers!
Dave Zulawski '69 - In a girl's purse.
Bobbi Niemz '69 - In a girl's purse.
Karen Jacks '70 - I'd slip into a keyhole where I'd starve myself! Nobody likes a skinny turkey!
Connie Stecher '68 - In Chickenman's hencoop!
Bill Gotheer '70 - I give up. Where?
Alice Mott '69 - Under my leopard bedspread!
Paul Heiden '71 - In the bathtub.
Kathy Kelly '68 - I'd be too fat to hide!
Kris Deithloff '69 - Behind Plymouth Rock.
Greg Connell '70 - Under the axe!
Linda Felke '69 - Behind a pair of dark glasses.
Ken Freer '71 - How about in a wastepaper basket?
Barb Novotny '71 - In the biggest peanut butter jar I could find!
Frank Grange '68 - In a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
Carolyn Hummel '69 - I'd hide with the rest of the chickens. Get it?
Sue Batdorf '71-In an onion patch!
Jim Greenwald '68 - At the AntiCruelty Society for Hunted Turkeys.
Carol Gehrke '69 - Because my name is Gehrke?