NOVEMBER 17, 1967
Warrior of the West
Like others, Ken is 5'lO" tall and weighs 180 pounds. He takes active part in sports; and, as usual, football is his favorite because of the ruggedness of the sport. Ken, like all players, has lettered in many sports.
Ken has a very clever pet peeve: "I hate kids who don't have school spirit." Like most of the athletes at Maine West, he hates to be called "Precious.''
As usual, Ken Werner is a good student as well as an excellent sports figure. His favorite subject is math.
Ken gives novel advice to an up and coming athlete: "Don't ever give up, and always do your best."
The typical position for a 5' 10", 180-pound football player is fullback. What position does Ken play? Fullback is a good guess.
Ken likes all foods (but who doesn't?) and his favorites are steak and pizza. One thing that is unusual about Ken is that he likes to go out with girls, and what is even more unique is that he does this routinely on weekends.
Like a majority of the students Ken plans to go to college after graduation; and like almost every other sports figure, he will continue his sports career in the college of his choice.
Like three other football players, Ken was selected for All_ Conference.
After graduation Ken plans to go to the University of Illinois at Urbana and hopes to become a lawyer.
Excited as you must be with all this information, we must inform the reader that from here on, Ken Werner's personality is destined to remain a complete mystery.
Seeing as we have run out of information and still have two and one-half inches of space to fill, and have absolutely nothing to say, we are forced to indulge in petty conversation.
"Well, how is everybody? The weather's been pretty bad lately; cold too, huh?" (End of petty conversation).
The preceding article was written with the exclusive permission of Ken Werner. We wish to thank Ken for showing to us and the school an excellent example of good sportsmanship.